Answer: these guys are friends. ☺
In early 2008, Kyle embarked on a search for the best burger shack in North America. He had heard legends of a small eatery in San Juanito, Chihuahua, Mexico and was driving his motorcycle through what seemed to be the middle of nowhere when he came across a van full of missionaries with a shredded flat tire.
Kyle was a strong believer in karma and decided to help them in their time of need. After successfully changing the tire, one of the missionaries, Malachi, inquired as to what Kyle was doing out there. Kyle explained his journey and Malachi was intrigued. He loved burgers.
The two of them joined forces to find this fabled burger utopia. They found it, but were low on cash. They decided the easiest solution was to rob a bank.
Meanwhile…
Luis and Gabriel were the infamous Dusty Bandanas; Puerto Rican brothers who robbed banks in Mexico. It just happened that they decided to rob the same bank as Kyle and Malachi, only five minutes earlier.
As Kyle and Malachi approached the bank, they encountered an antsy pair of brothers holding several bags with big dollar signs on them.
Kyle said to them, “What’s with the bags?”
“None of your business,” Luis replied. “You got wheels?”
“Yeah.”
And so they all left together.
They then went with their new found riches and friendships to feast on the succulent delights that the famous burger shack had to offer.
They lived happily ever after and did some other stuff, too.
Most of the events stated here are not or never were actual occurrences.
